Roasted?

stolenwine:

Fall in love with
the sound of her
voice before
anything else;

it will be the first
thing you will lose
when she is
gone.

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

celina-vega:

Paradox is available through Kindle and Paperback here:
http://www.amazon.com/Paradox-Celina-Vega/dp/1497361494/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1395864598&sr=8-1
tyleroakley:

Romance is far from dead.

tyleroakley:

Romance is far from dead.

melissaanelli:

fuckyeahcatitude:

smartgirlsattheparty:

Some days you just need a little cat love ;)

;)

well now i feel better. catitude to the rescue.

frankwantstheg:






tastes like
free healthcare


 
tastes like
FREEDOM 



tastes like moose



tastes like
leprechauns



Taste’s like you

only sweeter

tastes like

lies

frankwantstheg:

tastes like

free healthcare

image

image 

tastes like

FREEDOM 

image

image

tastes like moose

image

image

tastes like

leprechauns

image

image

Taste’s like you

image

only sweeter

tastes like

lies

psych-quotes:

adultjokes18plus:

Follow me for more sexual humor :)

adultjokes18plus:

Follow me for more sexual humor :)

SPOONING

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner