Roasted?: Archive

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fried chicken i have missed you

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I have fucking awesome niqqas Angela and Nathaniel decided to buy me a “garden salad” from who knows where and are dropping it off at my house after realizing i wasn’t at school

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Tumblr-> RUMBLT

prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  if you morph around the letters
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  you get
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  UMBLT
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  RUMBLT*
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  which means aids in ugandan
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  so
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  ...
prettai boi: (10:57 PM)  do you want aids?
Kris: (10:58 PM)  ...............................................
prettai boi: (10:58 PM)  do you want to disrespect ugandans?
prettai boi: (10:58 PM)  no.
prettai boi: (10:58 PM)  ...

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my dad

Kris: (10:39 PM)  this is like 
Kris: (10:39 PM)  the guy who went out several times last night and today
Kris: (10:40 PM)  to find the perfect antannae shit thing to get channels he loves
Kris: (10:40 PM)  to watch big bang theory
Kris: (10:40 PM)  and my mom's korean and chinese channels

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Kris: (9:55 PM)  THIS GUY HAS BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS BORN
prettai boi: (9:55 PM)  ive been doing it since before you were born.
prettai boi: (9:55 PM)  foo'
prettai boi: (9:55 PM)  dont mess with dragon.
Kris: (9:55 PM)  LOOOOOOOOL
prettai boi: (9:55 PM)  cash money bitches

Feb 29th

After a month MY TOMS HAS FINALLY REACHED THE PERSON WHO’S SUPPOSED TO SEND THEM TO ME. wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Literally it’s been exactly a month I have been itching to get these and they’re not even real like what.

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:3 Getting all classic disney movies and such :3 tenks BB(if you ever read this)

Feb 29th

BB is gonna teach me how to download movies...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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a cat right now would be nice, yes.

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I’m sure my printer is screaming from all the 6+ paged documents I’ve had to print out for only ONE class. wtf.

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Massages

thehighesthonors: I was asking some people who sat behind me in class for massages just cause massages are fucking amazing, but one person was like “uh… noo… it’s awkward.” I just don’t understand what’s is awkward about giving another person a massage. Girl you’re just tripping balls. LOOOOL “girl you’re just tripping balls”

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